Finger Knitting

by facepalmforever

Today, before class, I was wearing my green and gold Muller scarf…

 

DERYL (A senior): Did you knit that scarf?

ME: I didn’t, but somebody else did. It was a gift from Mrs. Falk. And I think it’s crocheted, actually.

DERYL: *GASP* HAVE YOU HEARD OF FINGER KNITTING!?

ME: No….

DERYLE: Well, apparently, it’s, like, THE biggest thing in fourth grade. Everyone is doing it.

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