Today, before class, I was wearing my green and gold Muller scarf…
DERYL (A senior): Did you knit that scarf?
ME: I didn’t, but somebody else did. It was a gift from Mrs. Falk. And I think it’s crocheted, actually.
DERYL: *GASP* HAVE YOU HEARD OF FINGER KNITTING!?
DERYLE: Well, apparently, it’s, like, THE biggest thing in fourth grade. Everyone is doing it.