by Mr. Donaldson
Mr Donaldson: So class, give me some reasons why memorization is important
Mr. Donaldson: It doesn’t have to be big or profound. Just one.
[name redacted]: Oh! Because it will keep us from getting Old Timers!
Mr. D + class: ????!
[name redacted]: You know, that disease where you forget…
[another student]:…do you mean Alzheimer’s?
Mr. Donaldson: *facepalm*