An emergency at the Schuknecht household
This was after Jude had been sent to bed – a notoriously difficult time of the evening. He clomped down the stairs and the following dialogue ensued.
Jude: MOM! There’s a bit of an… emergency… on Ginger’s neck!
Stevi: Is she strangling? right now?
Jude: No, uh, her neck is kind of bumpy…
Stevi: Yeah, she has an owie.
Jude: and her hair is kind of like hair gel… can I have some chocolate chips?