An emergency at the Schuknecht household

by facepalmforever


This was after Jude had been sent to bed – a notoriously difficult time of the evening. He clomped down the stairs and the following dialogue ensued. 


Jude: MOM! There’s a bit of an… emergency… on Ginger’s neck!

Stevi: Is she strangling? right now?

Jude: No, uh, her neck is kind of bumpy…

Stevi: Yeah, she has an owie.

Jude: and her hair is kind of like hair gel… can I have some chocolate chips?