The Facepalm

Publishing Veritas Academy's finest facepalm moments

Month: February, 2014

Twilight

by facepalmforever

 

One afternoon in SR Fine Arts Survey class…

 

Ms. Davis: …accordingly, we move into the Romantic period of music. [plays Suite Bergamesque by Claude Debussy]

10th grade Female Student: Oooh!  I know this one!  This is the lullaby Edward wrote for Bella.

Ms. Davis: No, this is Claude Debussy.

Student: No, Edward wrote this song for Bella in Twilight.  

Ms. Davis: [sigh] I can assure you Claude Debussy was not a vampire.

 

Editor’s note: I think they’re both right, actually. It seems Claude’s song was usurped by a thousand year old vampire. How was poor Bella to know?

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On stew… and Cannibalism

by facepalmforever

Presented in its original form, free of context or commentary, an exact quote from an 8th grader’s research paper (rough draft):

“Although it lacked flavor, hobo stew was proof that hobos could live off of nothing but each other and they didn’t need anything else to nourish them.”